385 tRUMP Names (and NOT president)

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Agent Orange

Agent of Deranged Change

Alpha Molester

America’s Black Mole

America’s Burst Appendix

Amnesty Don

The Angry Cheeto

Angry Orange Creamsicle

Antichrist

Art Deal and Mr. “Art of the Deal”

A$$aulter-in-Chief trump names

A$$hole

Baby Fingers

Bag of Toxic Sludge

Baldfaced Crier

Barbecued Brutus

Barbarian at the Debate

John Baron

Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump

The Big Cheeto

Big Donald

The Bigoted Billionaire

The Bilious Billionaire

Birther Maniac

Blitzkrieg Bozo

Blowhard

Boiled Ham in a Wig

Boldfinger

The Boychurian Candidate

Bratman

Bribe of Chucky

The Bouffant Buffoon

Bully Boy

Bumbledore

Bush Baby

Bush Baby Fingers

The Bush Basher

The Bush Beater

Bushman

Bushmaster

Butternut Squash

Cancer in a Wig

Captain Chaos

Captain Crunch

Captain Outrageous

Captain Tantastic

The Chaos Candidate

Cheddar Boy

Cheez Doodle

Cheez Whiz

Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator

Cheeto Jesus

Chicken Donald

Chimp-PAN-Zee

Cinnamon Hitler

Chickenhawk

Clown Prince of Politics

Comedy Entrapment

Commander-in-Grief

Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief

Con-Dike Gold Rush

Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch

The Cowardly Lyin’

Crybaby Prima Donald

Crybaby Trump

Creep Throat

Daddy Warbucks

The Daft Draft Dodger

Dainty Donald

Damien Trump

Damn Turd Pol

Dangerous Donald

Darth Hater

Darth TaxEVader

DDT

The Debate Hater

Decomposing Jack O’Lantern

Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball

The Definer

Dehydrated Orange Peel

Demander-in-Chief

Der Groepenfuehrer

Der Trumpkopf

Diaper Don

Dickhead

Dickhead Dongle

Dingbat Donald

Dire Abby

Dishonest Don

The Disruptor

The Dick Tater

DJT

DiJiT – (rhymes with Digit – street slang for a person with a 2 digit IQ)

Dodgy Donald

The Don

Don the Con

Don Dementia

The Donald

Donald deGonad

Donald the Deadbeat

Donald Dingbat

Donald Dipshit

Donald Dodo

The Donaldmeister

Donald Doom

The Donimator

Donald Douche and the Bags

Donald Drumpf

Donald Duck

Donald Duck Doo-Doo

Donald Ducknuke

Donald Dump

Donald Gonad

Donald the Menace

Donald Tax-Duck

Don Goner

Donnie Darko

Donny

Donnybaby

Donnyboy

Donnybrook

Don of Orange

Draft Dodger

Strangelove

Duke Nuke ‘Em

Dumbelldore

Dumbo

The Dumpster

Dump Tump

Ego Maniac

The Emperor with no Clothes

Evil

Itty Bitty Ball Trump

Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman

Fascist Carnival Barker

Feral Shouting Meatball Donald Trump

Field Marshall Trump

Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out

Financially Embattled Thousandaire

Flat Top

Flipper

Flip Flopper

The Fomentor

The Fomentalist

Forrest Trump

Fragile Soul

Frisker-in-Chief

Frisky Frisker

The Frontrunner

Fruit of the Loom

Fuckface von Clownstick

The Germinator

Genghis Cant

Gentle Donald

The Greatest Charlatan (of them all)

Golden Calf of Doom

God

God-Emperor Trump

Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience

Golden Wrecking Ball

The GOP’s Unhinged Front-Runner

Government Expander

Gossamer-Skinned Bully

Grandpa Fucko

The Grand Wizard of Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

Great Orange Hairball of Fear

The Great White Dope

The Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope

Grope Dope

Groper-in-Chief

Halfwit Tweet Twit

Hair Apparent

Hair Furor

Hair Hitler

Head Twit

Herr Führer Trump

Herr Trump

The Human Amplifier

The Human Combover

The Human Corncob

The Human Bullhorn

Human-Toupee Hybrid

Humble — (Trump’s suggestion for his Secret Service codename)

Humble Trump

Humble Cow Pie

Humpty Trumpty

Hurricane Donald

The im-POTUS

The Inane Interjector

Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker

In-Vet-Irate Liar

The ISIS Candidate

Jack the Gripper

John Baron, John Miller and John Barron — Donald Trump pseudonyms

John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime

Job Security (for comedians)

Kelly’s Zero

Killer Klown from Outer Space

King of Debt

King Leer

King of the Oompa Loompas

The Kingpin

King of Sleaze

King of Spin

King of the Whoppers

King Trump

King Twit

K-Mart Caesar

Kremlin’s Klown

Lady Fingers

Liberals’ Best Friend

Liberal Lip

Liberal Wannabe Strongman

Little Donnie Sissypants

Little Dutch Boy

Long Dong Trump

Loosin’ Donald

Lord Dampnut

Lord Voldemort

Lurch

Machado Meltdown

The Mad Shambler

Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control

Man-Baby

Mango Mussolini

Master Debater

Meathead

MEGA-low-maniac

Mein Furor

The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo

Mogul — his Secret Service code name

Moneydiaper McStupid

“Art of the Deal”

Brexit

Chickenhawk

Firepants

Inappropriate

Boinker Oinker

Macho

The Man of Steal (made in China)

Meticulous

 

Wiggy Piggy

 

Mussolini’s Taint

 

Narcissistic Human Airhorn

 

The New Furor

 

New York Dork

 

New York Pork Dork

 

No More Donald

 

The Only Plausible GOP Nominee

 

Orange Anus

 

Orangeback Gorilla

 

Orange Bozo

 

Orange Caligula

 

Orange Clown

 

Orange-Hued Self-Immolator

 

Orange Julius

 

Orange Man

 

Orange Manatee

 

The Orange Messiah

 

Orange Moron

 

Orange Omen of Doom

 

Orange Slug

 

Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem

 

Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon

 

Orange-Tufted A$$hole

 

OranguTAN

 

Panda Hair

 

Pander Hair

 

Party Pooper

 

Peripatetic Political Showman

 

Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce

 

The Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler

 

Pig Donald

 

Political Gutterball

 

Poor Donald

 

Poster Child of American Decline

 

POTUS WRECKS

 

The Predictable Endpoint of Republicanism

 

Prima Donald

 

Puffed Up Daddy

 

Der Pumpkin Führer

 

Pussy Posse

 

Putin’s Gambit

 

Putin’s Pet

 

Putin’s Puppett

 

Queens’ Reich

 

Queer Orangutan

 

Rabble-Rousing Demagogue

 

Republican Rapture Inducer

 

Riptide of Regression

 

Rome Burning in Man Form

 

Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo

 

Ryan’s Nope

 

Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat

 

Screaming Carrot Demon

 

Scrooge Grinch McGrump

 

Scrooge McTrump

 

Serial Feeler

 

Sexual-Predator-in-Chief

 

The Shambling Sasquatch

 

Shitler

 

Silver Spoon Donald

 

The Silver Spoon Scion

 

Snake Oil Salesman

 

Sniffles

 

Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler

 

Sophomoric Sniveler

 

The Spin King

 

The Spinster

 

The Sinister Spinster

 

Stubby Baby Fingers Trump

 

Stuporman

 

The Suicide Bummer

 

The Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler

 

The Talking Yam

 

Tan Dump Lord — anagram

 

The Tanning Bed Warning Label

 

Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter Donald Trump

 

Tangerine Jesus

 

Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire

 

Tangerine Tornado

 

The Teflon Don

 

Tepid Trumpeter

 

TelePrompTer Trump

 

Thin Skinned Orange Peel

 

Terroristic Man-Toddler

 

Tic-Tac-Dough

 

Tic-Tacky Trump

 

Tie-Coon (because his menswear line includes ties)

 

Timid Trumpster

 

The Tiny Fisted Emperor

 

Tiny Hands Trump

 

Tricky Trump

 

Tricky Don Trump

 

T-Rump

 

T rump

 

Trumpalump

 

Trumpamaniac

 

Trumparius

 

Trump Card

 

The Trumpet

 

Trump of Doom

 

Trumpdozer

 

Trumpelthinskin

 

Trumplestiltskin

 

Trumpenstein

 

Trumpinator

 

Trumple-Doodle-Doo-Doo

 

Trumpledore

 

Trumpletoes

 

Trumpling Dildo

 

Trumpmeister

 

Trumpocalypse — Markos Moulitsas on Daily Kos

 

Trumpster

 

Trumptastrophe — Chris McKay

 

Trumpthechumps

 

Trump the Grump

 

The Tufted Taliban

 

Twat Twit

 

Twitter-Drunk Donald

 

Twitter Flitter

 

Twitter Spitter

 

The Twitter Terror

 

Two-Bit Caesar

 

Two Pump Trump

 

UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole)

 

The UNA Bomber

 

Unreality King

 

Vanilla Isis

 

Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball

 

Vet Evictor

 

Voldemort

 

Walking Punchline

 

Walking Talking Human Combover

 

Weak Donald

 

The Wedgie from West Palm

 

Whiny Don

 

Whiny Donald

 

The White Kanye

 

The Winning Whiner

 

World’s Greatest Troll — FiveThirtyEight Politics

 

Xenophobic Sweet Potato Donald Trump

 

YUGE Asshole

 

YUGE Liar

 

Zen Master of Hate

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